WEEK ZERO: INTRO MINGLE
POPULATION: 37
There's the soft, chiming ding of an elevator as you slowly grow conscious. You remember the sound of a voice whispering in your ear, and then a very gentle, easy darkness as you fell asleep.
Then the elevator jolts, and you promptly ram into some of the thirty or so other people also waking up from their nap. Time to trample people on your way out! Be careful not to rip your flattering outfit with light up furry ears of an animal of your choice. On this elevator there are a total of 10 buttons and they're all lit up! But they don't work. A shame. The elevator doesn't go anywhere else.
In any case, once you exit the elevator, you'll find that you have a decently wide area to explore. There doesn't seem to be any sort of exit to the outside world, but that's okay. You didn't want to leave without what you came for, right? Besides, it's wonderful here: the temperature is perfect, every surface is as soft as clouds, and the atmosphere is so, so inviting. The base itself is low-lit in fluorescent neon colors which shift and pulse over time, and there's a soft, reassuring humming sound under your feet. It would be comforting if you didn't feel like you were being watched every time you walk along the hallways.
But hey, don't worry about that! Maybe you should be more concerned with the phone in your pocket! The phones have a few functions, as well as a low pixel camera. Pictures are in black and white, so no brightly colored selfies for you. Oh, and while you're taking those selfies, you might notice the symbol of your Avatar tattooed and glowing faintly on the back of your hand. Hope you're fine with impromptu body mods.
Eventually during your wandering, you'll find your room with roommates included! On the floor of your room, there is a big gift box with your name on it. Upon opening it, you will be absolutely obliterated with glittery confetti. But once you manage to get past that, the gift box contains the following:
β¦ your item from home
β¦ a pair of boxer-briefs labeled "ball hammock"
β¦ a stress ball that looks suspiciously like a boob
β¦ a rainbow bath bomb
β¦ a Polaroid camera with 10 instant film
β¦ a frozen steak in a vacuum-sealed pouch
β¦ a blue and pink dual flashlight; one end has a normal white bulb, and one end has a blacklight bulb
β¦ a tiny crown
Welcome to your new home. Take some time to look around, talk to your fellow indulgers. All of you can see each other's symbols on the back of your hands - maybe it'll strike up a conversation. After all, there's no better way to get to know each other than talking about your sins on the first date!
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HELL'S KITCHEN
COMMON SENSE
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they're both just gazing at each other like this, a roomie match made in hell.]
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[ ... thank you aoi. ]
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Thanks!
[And then, in the same hecking breath:]
What am I thanking you for, exactly?
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[he leans in, conspiratorially.]
Bath salts in the shape of a ball. It's "the bomb"!
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The&mdash? Oh. [Realization.] That was a pun. Because you used the bath bomb. Gotcha.
[He gets points for effort. Maybe.]
You're not going to take a dip yourself?
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... Are you defrosting that steak?
[Maybe that's why he's leaving it out.]
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This is fettuccini.
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[ SO MUCH. SQUID INK? Whether already mixing in the noodles or still in packets, Dojou looms over. ]
Is it really that good?
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Is it good? No. That's not the question you should be asking.
Does it fill the dark abyss in my soul, a wretched, turbulent storm of melancholiac feelings? Barely.
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see bath bomb in the hot tub.
keep on walking. ]
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Rainbow water!
[he's waving after him.]
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For... what?
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the bathbomb sizzles within.
tada.]
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For... what, exactly?
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Why are you just leaving that out. [ He does not seem perturbed by the squid ink. He wants to see how it turns out. ]
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Why does anyone do anything?
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squid ink...
[ here's gu yun, fetching himself a snack, and sounding amused as he just kinda. watches kaz go to town on this pasta. ]
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Apologize to every squid.
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I mean, I didn't want it, but what if I do later! Hey!
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Commentary: What a waste of a perfectly good container trap, wouldn't you agree? How boring for them all to be the same colorful debris.
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What?
I mean, word, glitter sucks, but what are you thinking would be better?
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