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🔫👽 ([personal profile] probe) wrote in [community profile] 7rings2021-01-23 05:05 pm

WEEK ZERO: INTRO MINGLE





POPULATION: 37



There's the soft, chiming ding of an elevator as you slowly grow conscious. You remember the sound of a voice whispering in your ear, and then a very gentle, easy darkness as you fell asleep.

Then the elevator jolts, and you promptly ram into some of the thirty or so other people also waking up from their nap. Time to trample people on your way out! Be careful not to rip your flattering outfit with light up furry ears of an animal of your choice. On this elevator there are a total of 10 buttons and they're all lit up! But they don't work. A shame. The elevator doesn't go anywhere else.

In any case, once you exit the elevator, you'll find that you have a decently wide area to explore. There doesn't seem to be any sort of exit to the outside world, but that's okay. You didn't want to leave without what you came for, right? Besides, it's wonderful here: the temperature is perfect, every surface is as soft as clouds, and the atmosphere is so, so inviting. The base itself is low-lit in fluorescent neon colors which shift and pulse over time, and there's a soft, reassuring humming sound under your feet. It would be comforting if you didn't feel like you were being watched every time you walk along the hallways.

But hey, don't worry about that! Maybe you should be more concerned with the phone in your pocket! The phones have a few functions, as well as a low pixel camera. Pictures are in black and white, so no brightly colored selfies for you. Oh, and while you're taking those selfies, you might notice the symbol of your Avatar tattooed and glowing faintly on the back of your hand. Hope you're fine with impromptu body mods.

Eventually during your wandering, you'll find your room with roommates included! On the floor of your room, there is a big gift box with your name on it. Upon opening it, you will be absolutely obliterated with glittery confetti. But once you manage to get past that, the gift box contains the following:

✦ your item from home
✦ a pair of boxer-briefs labeled "ball hammock"
✦ a stress ball that looks suspiciously like a boob
✦ a rainbow bath bomb
✦ a Polaroid camera with 10 instant film
✦ a frozen steak in a vacuum-sealed pouch
✦ a blue and pink dual flashlight; one end has a normal white bulb, and one end has a blacklight bulb
✦ a tiny crown

Welcome to your new home. Take some time to look around, talk to your fellow indulgers. All of you can see each other's symbols on the back of your hands - maybe it'll strike up a conversation. After all, there's no better way to get to know each other than talking about your sins on the first date!

maelstroms: ғᴏʟᴋʟᴏʀᴇ + ᴀʟɪᴄᴇʟɪʀᴍʏ ∗ ᴀsᴋ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ (009.)

[personal profile] maelstroms 2021-02-06 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ In... the pantry...

You know what, he's not going to ask.
]

And are instead loading noodles with squid ink.
bachelorbored: (三番)

[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-02-06 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
If you must know, it's called pasta nero di seppia.

The most melancholy of all pastas. The darkness of the ink, the sheen on the pasta, a mirror back at my very soul. Poetic.
maelstroms: sᴋʏᴄᴏʟᴏʀᴇᴅ + sᴘᴀᴅᴇᴅ_sᴏ̨ᴜᴀʀᴇ ∗ ᴘʟs ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ (078.)

[personal profile] maelstroms 2021-02-06 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
So your soul is pitch black. [ deadpan ] I wouldn't go so far as to call it poetic, but the taste will be interesting, at least. Briny.
bachelorbored: (十番)

[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-02-06 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
The darkness of the swirling abyss of wackness within my heart.

[he hits the order button, and the plate deposits itself within his hands.]

Is there anything better to drown your afternoon sorrows in than blackass pasta?
maelstroms: ғᴏʟᴋʟᴏʀᴇ + ᴀʟɪᴄᴇʟɪʀᴍʏ ∗ ᴀsᴋ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ (010.)

[personal profile] maelstroms 2021-02-06 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you're trying to string words together.

[ But he's pretty sure they're being butchered? Still, Ming Yi comes a little closer, looking down at the plate and taking a sniff from his spot. ]

Drowning your afternoon sorrows in multiple plates of "blackass pasta," probably. Order another one.
bachelorbored: (三番)

[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-02-07 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
[he does.

he passes it to ming yi.]


Thank you.

[???for what???]
maelstroms: sᴋʏᴄᴏʟᴏʀᴇᴅ + ᴍᴇʀᴜ90 ∗ ᴘʟs ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ (024.)

[personal profile] maelstroms 2021-02-07 12:49 am (UTC)(link)






[ do not ask, do not ask ]
maelstroms: sᴋʏᴄᴏʟᴏʀᴇᴅ + ᴠᴀʟᴇʀɪᴇᴛᴀɴ ∗ ᴘʟs ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ (079.)

[personal profile] maelstroms 2021-02-07 12:49 am (UTC)(link)




[ SIGHS ]

Why are you thanking me.
bachelorbored: (二番)

[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-02-07 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
For joining me in hell.
maelstroms: sᴋʏᴄᴏʟᴏʀᴇᴅ + ??? ∗ ᴘʟs ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ (070.)

[personal profile] maelstroms 2021-02-07 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
 
maelstroms: sᴋʏᴄᴏʟᴏʀᴇᴅ + ᴍᴇʀᴜ90 ∗ ᴘʟs ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ (044.)

[personal profile] maelstroms 2021-02-07 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
The pleasure is all yours, I think.
bachelorbored: (十二番)

[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-02-07 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
It always is!

Anyway, let's eat. After this, my schedule gets pretty busy.
maelstroms: sᴋʏᴄᴏʟᴏʀᴇᴅ + ʙᴇᴇғʟᴇᴀғʟᴏᴠᴇᴇᴇᴇ ∗ ᴘʟs ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ (014.)

[personal profile] maelstroms 2021-02-07 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
[


I am closing my eyes. Ming Yi is so tired.
]

What, exactly, are you scheduling in. [ He's still going to eat the uber squid pasta though. ]
bachelorbored: (十五番)

[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-02-07 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I've got a nap in there, and maybe some self-care after? I want to see how much we have to work with in terms of real fashion, here—no knock-off brands!
maelstroms: sᴋʏᴄᴏʟᴏʀᴇᴅ + ??? ∗ ᴘʟs ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ (065.)

[personal profile] maelstroms 2021-02-07 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ slowly chews ]

Probably whatever's in your wardrobe and that's it. [ He didn't see much by the way of clothes, to be honest, so. ] You'll be out of luck.
bachelorbored: (二番)

[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-02-07 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
That's okay. I'm sure they wouldn't leave us with just one miserable closet. There's bound to be more around here—how are we to indulge properly otherwise?