WEEK ZERO: INTRO MINGLE....2

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[At around 10 AM sunday morning, there is the sound of a very alarming, earth-shaking crash that comes from the hallway with the elevator.

Should you choose to investigate, you will come across four figures splattered across the ground in front of said elevator, covered in slime and bits of fur.

The first figure to pop up is a figure in a hooded cloak with a crossed swords symbol etched into the side of the hood. They use the rest of the figures on the floor to push themselves up and then immediately let out a blood-curdling shriek as they just… set the elevator on fire.

As the elevator closes over the flames, the smallest figure in a hooded cloak with a ring of hearts symbol rolls off to the side, looking at their slime-coated sleeves with a distressed nya sound. They reach up to wipe bits of slime off of the two bumps at the top of their head, flinging it on the floor before sitting up on their knees.

The third hooded figure rolls up, and then rolls? into the air? to float? The very tip of the white, spiraled horn on the top of their head jutting through the hood is chipped. :( A wilted plant symbol is embroidered on the side of the hood. They clap their hands somewhat excitedly.]

Wow, we, like, didn’t die!

[The tallest figure finally pulls themselves up off the floor with a little groan, having been on the bottom of the pile. They reach up to rub their head, careful of the hood of their cloak, which has an eye symbol embroidered on the side. Their sleeve slips down a little, and a bright green eye opens up on their forearm, swiveling to look around before it closes and blinks out of existence.]

Jeez, did we not have enough property destruction already? Cannot believe you bitches live like this, by the way.

[The elevator is now closed, and the figure with the wrath symbol just sits down on the floor and starts shucking the slime off their sleeves like they’re squeegee-ing it. Their cloak is pulled up a little, which means everybody can see their bare feet, which are on fire. grumbled:]

Wish I were dead.

[The figure with the lust symbol whines slightly as they get to their feet, leaving little time between the moment they stand and the moment they move in the blink of an eye to jump onto the tallest figure’s back, draping themselves over them as they look around. Please ignore the way the back of their cloak quivers just slightly.]

Aw, don’t say that. How were we supposed to know the elevator would get stuck?

Oof- [The tall figure only stumbles slightly, just taking hold of their new barnacle’s legs like this is not the first time it’s happened. They are allowed to feel tall.]

Well, now it’s stuck and on fire, which I personally don’t think is a huge improvement? Can we, uh, move on? Definitely not it.

[In the background, the wrath hood lies on the floor and expires.]

Welcome to, uh--here! We were going to come down earlier to greet you, buuuut someone broke the elevator! We’re here now, though, so… hello!

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WRATH

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[wrath is dead on the floor.

or rather, they're just laying there. it is impossible to see inside their hood, and they're still covered in slime, though they're sort of lazily just waving their hand to get rid of it, occasionally. when they are approached, they just slooowly look over to you.]

How's it hanging. Did you need something?

[aubins]

...

So, do I want to ask about the slime, or is it just better not knowing?

[probe]

Oh, trust me, you do not want to know. [they sniff, flicking some of the goo at yuri.]

[fisherwoman]

...Do we need to worry about that?

[Gesturing to the elevator that they just set on fire.]

[probe]

Hm? [they glance at the elevator.] No. It'll burn out eventually. Maybe!

[bonetiddies]

[She's peering from nearby, watching, but will approach cautiously.]

. . . Hello. So it was the four of you in the elevator?

[probe]

Sure was! [they blow a big old raspberry.] We were going to come visit yesterday but somebody broke the elevator!

At least I wasn't stuck in the elevator with Pride. Or Despair. Ugh.

[femmefinale]

You certainly know how to make an entrance, don't you?

[ Given the elevator now on fire... ]

[probe]

Big entrances are my specialty. My brand, if you would.

[alteracion]

[ i wish to god she was affected by any of this, but she just peers down at wrath ]

Yeah, hi. How do we get this over with so we can leave with what we came for?

[ what the fuck are concerns ]

[probe]

Diiid you read the guide?

[they answer cheerfully.]

[chevaleros]

[ well. okay. she peers down at them, though they look pretty comfortable where they are. ]

Hello. Would you like a hand up?

[probe]

You have manners, so yes! Thank you.

[they offer a hand. it cracks in places, glowing an orange-red, like lava under their skin.]

[enfangs]

[hands shoved into his pocket, white approaches...]

So, whose fault is the elevator?

[probe]

[they make a fart noise with their mouth.]

Not ours. One of you did it.

[niceguyferatu]

Was there really a need to set the elevator on fire?

[probe]

[they flick goo at him.]

Yes. Fuck the elevator.

[liuli]

Did I need something? Thoughtful of you, but I came to check the opposite. [ gu yun squats down to take a look at poor slimed wrath. ]

Did you just need a moment to recover from all of that [ foolishness ] down here, or are you injured? Has no one offered to fetch you a towel or anything yet?

[probe]

[aw, what a nice offer.]

They haven't, but uh, you know? I'm not surprised! This is the group of people that cheese-whized the hot tub. [dramatically, they throw a hand across their forehead.]

Not one Prince Charming has offered me a towel! What the fuck!

[sengokus]

[hm. slime.

mineo is just gonna wander off after talking to sloth, and he'll go to get a towel from the kitchen? he'll squat down next to wrath and offer it out. why did we just let wrath stay slimed.]

Honestly thought that I should be asking you that question? You good?

[probe]

[they look up at mineo and his towel, and then reaches to take the towel and just... puts it into their hood. their whole hand vanishes into the darkness. when they pull it out the towel is covered in slime and is also smoking, slightly.]

No, I'm dying. [they inform him.]

[headmt]

[running fastly from the person covered in extra eyeballs over to here. two swords person.]

Do you all hand out gifts?

[probe]

[they clap their hands together, leaning forward.]

Oh, that depends! Do you want something specific, or are you giving me creative license?

[executeprogramming]

Observation: Given the marking emblazoned on your slime-covered personage, I take it you are the one who would assume authority over myself and the others with this symbol.

Query: Were you able to figure out the operation of the broken turbolift? I made my best attempt at repairs, but alas...there was...little I could do.

[probe]

Nope. I'm not your boss.

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You broke the elevator.

[their feet, uh. burst into flames.]