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🔫👽 ([personal profile] probe) wrote in [community profile] 7rings2021-02-06 04:03 pm

WEEK ZERO: INTRO MINGLE....2





POPULATION: 37



[At around 10 AM sunday morning, there is the sound of a very alarming, earth-shaking crash that comes from the hallway with the elevator.

Should you choose to investigate, you will come across four figures splattered across the ground in front of said elevator, covered in slime and bits of fur.

The first figure to pop up is a figure in a hooded cloak with a crossed swords symbol etched into the side of the hood. They use the rest of the figures on the floor to push themselves up and then immediately let out a blood-curdling shriek as they just… set the elevator on fire.

As the elevator closes over the flames, the smallest figure in a hooded cloak with a ring of hearts symbol rolls off to the side, looking at their slime-coated sleeves with a distressed nya sound. They reach up to wipe bits of slime off of the two bumps at the top of their head, flinging it on the floor before sitting up on their knees.

The third hooded figure rolls up, and then rolls? into the air? to float? The very tip of the white, spiraled horn on the top of their head jutting through the hood is chipped. :( A wilted plant symbol is embroidered on the side of the hood. They clap their hands somewhat excitedly.]


Wow, we, like, didn’t die!

[The tallest figure finally pulls themselves up off the floor with a little groan, having been on the bottom of the pile. They reach up to rub their head, careful of the hood of their cloak, which has an eye symbol embroidered on the side. Their sleeve slips down a little, and a bright green eye opens up on their forearm, swiveling to look around before it closes and blinks out of existence.]

Jeez, did we not have enough property destruction already? Cannot believe you bitches live like this, by the way.

[The elevator is now closed, and the figure with the wrath symbol just sits down on the floor and starts shucking the slime off their sleeves like they’re squeegee-ing it. Their cloak is pulled up a little, which means everybody can see their bare feet, which are on fire. grumbled:]

Wish I were dead.

[The figure with the lust symbol whines slightly as they get to their feet, leaving little time between the moment they stand and the moment they move in the blink of an eye to jump onto the tallest figure’s back, draping themselves over them as they look around. Please ignore the way the back of their cloak quivers just slightly.]

Aw, don’t say that. How were we supposed to know the elevator would get stuck?

Oof- [The tall figure only stumbles slightly, just taking hold of their new barnacle’s legs like this is not the first time it’s happened. They are allowed to feel tall.]

Well, now it’s stuck and on fire, which I personally don’t think is a huge improvement? Can we, uh, move on? Definitely not it.

[In the background, the wrath hood lies on the floor and expires.]

Welcome to, uh--here! We were going to come down earlier to greet you, buuuut someone broke the elevator! We’re here now, though, so… hello!

★★★


Say hello to (a few of) your NPCs! Please pick one NPC to tag only at this time to help spare your mods from being overloaded! Tysm. 😘

aubins: (65)

[personal profile] aubins 2021-02-07 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
...

So, do I want to ask about the slime, or is it just better not knowing?
shiftingwinds: (046)

[personal profile] shiftingwinds 2021-02-07 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, is it morning?

[shi qingxuan has not looked at a single clock.]

But we've been waiting to meet you too! It's nice to meet you, ah...

[...]

What should I call you?
fisherwoman: (i take the minutes every week has)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-07 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
...Do we need to worry about that?

[Gesturing to the elevator that they just set on fire.]
sengokus: (♟ i'll reach my hands out in the dark;)

[personal profile] sengokus 2021-02-07 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey...!

[he looks a little in awe of the floating..... before he looks to the chipped horn and suddenly works worried]

Whoa, you okay? Elevator drops are no joke.
dotcom: (i never had the courage)

[personal profile] dotcom 2021-02-07 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Explain how is just "kind of" happens.

[ how normal is that???? what is a greeting. ]
toyska: (You get everything you want)

[personal profile] toyska 2021-02-07 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[I can't believe we have four Hisokas--no okay I'm stopping, no more]

You all made quite an entrance!
housewolf: *continues to try very hard* (bro i don't even care anymore)

[personal profile] housewolf 2021-02-07 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Omi waves at them with the hand that bears their symbol.]

Hey man, are you okay after that? We heard a ton of screaming.
shiftingwinds: (037)

[personal profile] shiftingwinds 2021-02-07 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[please free envy]

Well... alright then, Lust.

[odd name, but sqx won't judge]

Was that you in that contraption the other day...? The screams were a little worrying.
notaccurate: (37)

[personal profile] notaccurate 2021-02-07 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[HE SEES THOSE BUMPS AND HORNS

IF THIS ENDS UP BEING HOMESTUCK I'M GOING TO CRY
]

Have you all been trapped in there all night?
fisherwoman: (or fight me and die!)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-07 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
How reassuring!

[But she doesn't look too concerned.]

Anyways, what's your name? Or what do you want me to call you?
aubins: (8)

[personal profile] aubins 2021-02-07 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he ducks. fastly.

gross. ]


You say that, and yet somehow I find myself even more morbidly curious.
kokytos: (416) Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home ([18])

[personal profile] kokytos 2021-02-07 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Wow. You know what, he isn't going to even begin to address everything else that just happened right before that, it's just a lot and he doubts he'll get helpful answers. On the other hand... ]

You're all dressed interestingly. I'm surprised you showed up so early, though there's fewer of you than I expected.
maelstroms: sᴋʏᴄᴏʟᴏʀᴇᴅ + ??? ∗ ᴘʟs ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ (059.)

[personal profile] maelstroms 2021-02-07 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Some of us didn't ask to "live like this." I'm not taking responsibility for someone else's mess.

[ because, seriously ]

Are you stuck here now that the lift is on fire, and probably broken again?
callmemeg: (kidding around)

[personal profile] callmemeg 2021-02-07 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Long time no see, Argos. Get lost on your way back to Mount Olympus?
fergalicious: (put it down like me)

[personal profile] fergalicious 2021-02-07 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi!

[ She sounds cheerful enough? ]

Did you expect to die? You look it a little.

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