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WEEK ZERO: INTRO MINGLE....2
POPULATION: 37
[At around 10 AM sunday morning, there is the sound of a very alarming, earth-shaking crash that comes from the hallway with the elevator.
Should you choose to investigate, you will come across four figures splattered across the ground in front of said elevator, covered in slime and bits of fur.
The first figure to pop up is a figure in a hooded cloak with a crossed swords symbol etched into the side of the hood. They use the rest of the figures on the floor to push themselves up and then immediately let out a blood-curdling shriek as they just… set the elevator on fire.
As the elevator closes over the flames, the smallest figure in a hooded cloak with a ring of hearts symbol rolls off to the side, looking at their slime-coated sleeves with a distressed nya sound. They reach up to wipe bits of slime off of the two bumps at the top of their head, flinging it on the floor before sitting up on their knees.
The third hooded figure rolls up, and then rolls? into the air? to float? The very tip of the white, spiraled horn on the top of their head jutting through the hood is chipped. :( A wilted plant symbol is embroidered on the side of the hood. They clap their hands somewhat excitedly.]
Wow, we, like, didn’t die!
[The tallest figure finally pulls themselves up off the floor with a little groan, having been on the bottom of the pile. They reach up to rub their head, careful of the hood of their cloak, which has an eye symbol embroidered on the side. Their sleeve slips down a little, and a bright green eye opens up on their forearm, swiveling to look around before it closes and blinks out of existence.]
Jeez, did we not have enough property destruction already? Cannot believe you bitches live like this, by the way.
[The elevator is now closed, and the figure with the wrath symbol just sits down on the floor and starts shucking the slime off their sleeves like they’re squeegee-ing it. Their cloak is pulled up a little, which means everybody can see their bare feet, which are on fire. grumbled:]
Wish I were dead.
[The figure with the lust symbol whines slightly as they get to their feet, leaving little time between the moment they stand and the moment they move in the blink of an eye to jump onto the tallest figure’s back, draping themselves over them as they look around. Please ignore the way the back of their cloak quivers just slightly.]
Aw, don’t say that. How were we supposed to know the elevator would get stuck?
Oof- [The tall figure only stumbles slightly, just taking hold of their new barnacle’s legs like this is not the first time it’s happened. They are allowed to feel tall.]
Well, now it’s stuck and on fire, which I personally don’t think is a huge improvement? Can we, uh, move on? Definitely not it.
[In the background, the wrath hood lies on the floor and expires.]
Welcome to, uh--here! We were going to come down earlier to greet you, buuuut someone broke the elevator! We’re here now, though, so… hello!
Say hello to (a few of) your NPCs! Please pick one NPC to tag only at this time to help spare your mods from being overloaded! Tysm. 😘
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they hum.]
I actually don't know! I think we might be going back up soon, but here's a deal for you - you work on that ramen, and when we're all actually available, I'll hold you to it.
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[gourmet instant ramen.... but he's just pausing]
Oh wait, shit, if you're going back up, am I supposed to be asking important things?!
[please
just put him out of his misery]
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We'll be around again later. Chill. You can ask whatever, though.
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Is there anything you think that is important for us to know?
[this is filler because he needs time to actually come up with good questions]
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Anything important is gonna be in our guide we so helpfully put together. Though I guess I'd tell you also, uh, that you should really focus on doing as much as you can to get what you want.
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How do we know that we're doing enough for that? Like - is there gonna be a gauge? A bar?
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Ahh, that's still really vague...
[ . . . ]
Okay, okay. Is there a reason why you can't say more though? Do you have a big boss or rules you've got to follow? I thought all of you were the ones making the rules...
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There aren't really any rules. Other than clean up after yourself. [they shrug.] I can't tell you because I don't know, is the thing.
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[to be honest
but also hmmm]
You don't know? I thought you all knew each other for a while... Did us showing up surprise you?
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[a pause.] Not really. We knew you were coming.
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[he is so slow saying this like he's trying to map it out for himself as he goes]
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[don't say the sex]
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[do a sex and then murder]