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WEEK ZERO: INTRO MINGLE....2
POPULATION: 37
[At around 10 AM sunday morning, there is the sound of a very alarming, earth-shaking crash that comes from the hallway with the elevator.
Should you choose to investigate, you will come across four figures splattered across the ground in front of said elevator, covered in slime and bits of fur.
The first figure to pop up is a figure in a hooded cloak with a crossed swords symbol etched into the side of the hood. They use the rest of the figures on the floor to push themselves up and then immediately let out a blood-curdling shriek as they just… set the elevator on fire.
As the elevator closes over the flames, the smallest figure in a hooded cloak with a ring of hearts symbol rolls off to the side, looking at their slime-coated sleeves with a distressed nya sound. They reach up to wipe bits of slime off of the two bumps at the top of their head, flinging it on the floor before sitting up on their knees.
The third hooded figure rolls up, and then rolls? into the air? to float? The very tip of the white, spiraled horn on the top of their head jutting through the hood is chipped. :( A wilted plant symbol is embroidered on the side of the hood. They clap their hands somewhat excitedly.]
Wow, we, like, didn’t die!
[The tallest figure finally pulls themselves up off the floor with a little groan, having been on the bottom of the pile. They reach up to rub their head, careful of the hood of their cloak, which has an eye symbol embroidered on the side. Their sleeve slips down a little, and a bright green eye opens up on their forearm, swiveling to look around before it closes and blinks out of existence.]
Jeez, did we not have enough property destruction already? Cannot believe you bitches live like this, by the way.
[The elevator is now closed, and the figure with the wrath symbol just sits down on the floor and starts shucking the slime off their sleeves like they’re squeegee-ing it. Their cloak is pulled up a little, which means everybody can see their bare feet, which are on fire. grumbled:]
Wish I were dead.
[The figure with the lust symbol whines slightly as they get to their feet, leaving little time between the moment they stand and the moment they move in the blink of an eye to jump onto the tallest figure’s back, draping themselves over them as they look around. Please ignore the way the back of their cloak quivers just slightly.]
Aw, don’t say that. How were we supposed to know the elevator would get stuck?
Oof- [The tall figure only stumbles slightly, just taking hold of their new barnacle’s legs like this is not the first time it’s happened. They are allowed to feel tall.]
Well, now it’s stuck and on fire, which I personally don’t think is a huge improvement? Can we, uh, move on? Definitely not it.
[In the background, the wrath hood lies on the floor and expires.]
Welcome to, uh--here! We were going to come down earlier to greet you, buuuut someone broke the elevator! We’re here now, though, so… hello!
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Wow! You're really soft. Is all of you as soft as this part?
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Oh, um--maybe?
[they start
pulling? more cloudy clouds out of the sleeves of their robes. sort of like cotton. they pull enough out to make a little hammock of clouds. tada!!!]
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[He's just watching this happen with mild fascination. HELLO??? Once the little hammock is fully formed, Mahito curiously places his palm against it. Is it also the texture of a luxurious bed...]
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You can get in if you want!
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You sit, too!
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[why is this happening.
sloth pulls out a little more of the cloudy stuff to tack onto the edge of the hammock, making more room. then they climb in, too. they both are two bugs snug in a rug; sloth is a little taller than mahito, but it's fine.]
Wow, thanks!
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No, no - thank you! This is really comfortable! Much nicer than the beds. Even nicer than my hammock!
[His fucking sewer hammock.]
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Oh! I'll make one for you anytime you want! It'll probably disappear when I leave, though. But I can make another one for you later.
[unfortunately (or fortunately?), mahito starts to feel drowsy. it's so comfy!]
You have a hammock? I have a blanket! Or... I had one. I misplaced it!
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Also the drowsiness is a definite fortune for everyone else who has to deal with him!! Maybe he can just become sleeping beauty until he inevitably dies.]
Ah! You're so nice, too! [He loves exactly 2 of the 8 Hisokas. After stifling a yawn:] Can't you just make yourself another blanket? If it's something this soft- [PATS the cloud thing.] -then why bother with a regular blanket anyway?
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Oh, I really would, but... the blanket I had with me back home, too. So it's kind of special. It's okay, I'll find it! For now, I can make something like this.
[the hammock even starts swinging a little bit from side to side. this is so stupid.]
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Mahito's not, though! He's having a great time in this incredibly comfy hammock, and will proceed to sprawl like a sunning cat, probably partially on this poor fool.]
Oh, your home's somewhere else? What's it like? And your blanket - is it around here somewhere? If you tell me what it looks like, I can keep an eye out for it.
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It isn't so bad. It's the place I work, but I also live there, I guess! It's very busy.
You'd really do that for me? Wow. It's red!
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Mmm... Don't people usually not like living where they work? [Something something salarymen sleeping in the park.]
But sure, sure! Is it big? Small? Old or new?
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[don't make salarymen sleep in the park they have HOMES]
It's, um, old, but it isn't dirty! I've taken care of it! It's big, big enough to wrap myself in!
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Huh. I guess you can get used to anything, yeah? [HE SHRUGS, since he has no actual clue. And then just nods along as they describe this blankie.]
Okay! Should be easy to spot, then. I'll give it back to you if I find it.
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[mahito gets some nice cloudy hammock swings for it. and, like, the best damn sleep in the world if he actually falls asleep.]
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[Mahito does not deserve nice things like a lovely nap in a very soft cloud hammock and yet!! Yeah you know what that's absolutely what's going to happen, because he decides in this moment that a nap with this weird fuckin existence that just appeared is a fine thing to do.]
Hey! I'm gonna sleep, okay?
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Go right ahead!
[time for mahito to take a little nappy-naps. sloth would shhhh anyone who wanders over, but unfortunately, sloth is also going to be knocked the hell out.
so these two idiot coconuts are going to just be swinging back and forth in the cloud hammock asleep.]
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AT LEAST THEY ARE HAVING A GOOD TIME BEING UNCONSCIOUS. This poor blanket, hopefully it is also resting soundly wherever the hell it is.]
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being together in the hammock with this idiot just means they are both having the best slimy sleep ever.]
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