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WEEK ZERO: INTRO MINGLE....2
POPULATION: 37
[At around 10 AM sunday morning, there is the sound of a very alarming, earth-shaking crash that comes from the hallway with the elevator.
Should you choose to investigate, you will come across four figures splattered across the ground in front of said elevator, covered in slime and bits of fur.
The first figure to pop up is a figure in a hooded cloak with a crossed swords symbol etched into the side of the hood. They use the rest of the figures on the floor to push themselves up and then immediately let out a blood-curdling shriek as they just… set the elevator on fire.
As the elevator closes over the flames, the smallest figure in a hooded cloak with a ring of hearts symbol rolls off to the side, looking at their slime-coated sleeves with a distressed nya sound. They reach up to wipe bits of slime off of the two bumps at the top of their head, flinging it on the floor before sitting up on their knees.
The third hooded figure rolls up, and then rolls? into the air? to float? The very tip of the white, spiraled horn on the top of their head jutting through the hood is chipped. :( A wilted plant symbol is embroidered on the side of the hood. They clap their hands somewhat excitedly.]
Wow, we, like, didn’t die!
[The tallest figure finally pulls themselves up off the floor with a little groan, having been on the bottom of the pile. They reach up to rub their head, careful of the hood of their cloak, which has an eye symbol embroidered on the side. Their sleeve slips down a little, and a bright green eye opens up on their forearm, swiveling to look around before it closes and blinks out of existence.]
Jeez, did we not have enough property destruction already? Cannot believe you bitches live like this, by the way.
[The elevator is now closed, and the figure with the wrath symbol just sits down on the floor and starts shucking the slime off their sleeves like they’re squeegee-ing it. Their cloak is pulled up a little, which means everybody can see their bare feet, which are on fire. grumbled:]
Wish I were dead.
[The figure with the lust symbol whines slightly as they get to their feet, leaving little time between the moment they stand and the moment they move in the blink of an eye to jump onto the tallest figure’s back, draping themselves over them as they look around. Please ignore the way the back of their cloak quivers just slightly.]
Aw, don’t say that. How were we supposed to know the elevator would get stuck?
Oof- [The tall figure only stumbles slightly, just taking hold of their new barnacle’s legs like this is not the first time it’s happened. They are allowed to feel tall.]
Well, now it’s stuck and on fire, which I personally don’t think is a huge improvement? Can we, uh, move on? Definitely not it.
[In the background, the wrath hood lies on the floor and expires.]
Welcome to, uh--here! We were going to come down earlier to greet you, buuuut someone broke the elevator! We’re here now, though, so… hello!
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[A pause, and leans a little closer to Envy (and Lust). Her voice is lower, almost sheepish.]
By the way, how likely do you think it would be for us to wrap this up in, uh... let's say, a week? Because I— have a medical condition, and it would be great if I didn't miss a dose of my meds. No one wants to deal with a medical emergency, right?
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[their voice is lowered in turn, matching hers. they are a polite avatar.]
We'll help you out before it's a problem, though, promise. You're here to indulge and all, yeah? Part of our job is making sure you can do that.
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Really? Are you sure about that? Because I'm not talking about over the counter, yeah...? And it's a little worrying that you would offer to help me with that— without a pharmaceutical license. Which is so illegal.
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[who needs legality! not envy.]
We'll have you covered.
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Fine. Then you better hope you get it right, or else the cheese in the other room will feel like the good times. Because, I promise, I will puke everywhere.
[Smiles! And gives them their space back.]
So, sin of gluttony. What am I expected to do to get my prize? Eat until I put on like thirty pounds, or what?
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[they nod. nooo puking everywhere!]
You'd have to ask Gluttony for more details, probably, but- it's not necessarily just about food. You can want a whole lot of just about anything, you know?
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[Slight pause, unsure of this HIPAA violation? Well, anyway.]
Well, I guess I can work with that. Do you know how soon I can text them? Which reminds me, you really should have used future tense in your Q&A.
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[a slight huff!]
I don't know exactly, but I'm going to go wiiiith 'soon'.
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[they sound like they're trying not to laugh.]
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Hums like, no, the mood is still "fuck greed."]
Anyway, back to the extremely disappointing Q&A. Who did you say edited it, again?
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[they finish that with a nod. lust is still on their shoulders.]
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[A beat.]
Oopsie?
[Just this face. SORRY, LUST...]
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