WEEK ZERO: INTRO MINGLE....2

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[At around 10 AM sunday morning, there is the sound of a very alarming, earth-shaking crash that comes from the hallway with the elevator.

Should you choose to investigate, you will come across four figures splattered across the ground in front of said elevator, covered in slime and bits of fur.

The first figure to pop up is a figure in a hooded cloak with a crossed swords symbol etched into the side of the hood. They use the rest of the figures on the floor to push themselves up and then immediately let out a blood-curdling shriek as they just… set the elevator on fire.

As the elevator closes over the flames, the smallest figure in a hooded cloak with a ring of hearts symbol rolls off to the side, looking at their slime-coated sleeves with a distressed nya sound. They reach up to wipe bits of slime off of the two bumps at the top of their head, flinging it on the floor before sitting up on their knees.

The third hooded figure rolls up, and then rolls? into the air? to float? The very tip of the white, spiraled horn on the top of their head jutting through the hood is chipped. :( A wilted plant symbol is embroidered on the side of the hood. They clap their hands somewhat excitedly.]

Wow, we, like, didn’t die!

[The tallest figure finally pulls themselves up off the floor with a little groan, having been on the bottom of the pile. They reach up to rub their head, careful of the hood of their cloak, which has an eye symbol embroidered on the side. Their sleeve slips down a little, and a bright green eye opens up on their forearm, swiveling to look around before it closes and blinks out of existence.]

Jeez, did we not have enough property destruction already? Cannot believe you bitches live like this, by the way.

[The elevator is now closed, and the figure with the wrath symbol just sits down on the floor and starts shucking the slime off their sleeves like they’re squeegee-ing it. Their cloak is pulled up a little, which means everybody can see their bare feet, which are on fire. grumbled:]

Wish I were dead.

[The figure with the lust symbol whines slightly as they get to their feet, leaving little time between the moment they stand and the moment they move in the blink of an eye to jump onto the tallest figure’s back, draping themselves over them as they look around. Please ignore the way the back of their cloak quivers just slightly.]

Aw, don’t say that. How were we supposed to know the elevator would get stuck?

Oof- [The tall figure only stumbles slightly, just taking hold of their new barnacle’s legs like this is not the first time it’s happened. They are allowed to feel tall.]

Well, now it’s stuck and on fire, which I personally don’t think is a huge improvement? Can we, uh, move on? Definitely not it.

[In the background, the wrath hood lies on the floor and expires.]

Welcome to, uh--here! We were going to come down earlier to greet you, buuuut someone broke the elevator! We’re here now, though, so… hello!

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[probe]

[well, more feathers come out almost like they are "sparkling" with joy.]

Oh. You're right! I'm glad we get to do things a little differently! It's sort of... fun! Being able to talk to people is just, wow!

[mukagen]

[ Huh. Feathers and a chipped horn. ]

Getting close to people won't interfere with your work or anything right? This stuff about watching our progress and all.

[probe]

[they're a mess]

No, no! It's fine. Everybody can talk to any of us whenever they want! Well--you'll be able to soon, I mean. I don't usually get to talk to many people, so this is just the best! Wow.

We're just here to make sure you keep working hard to get what you want!

[mukagen]

Thanks for your hard work, little chick. It'll be good to talk to you every once in a while, too.

[ Because if this really all works out, Gojou can expedite his plans at home. ]

What do you guys get out of it though? Is it just a 9 to 5 kind of thing...

[probe]

Awww, thanks!

Knowing that you guys get what it is you're here for is good enough, right? If we work hard, you'll work hard, too.

[mukagen]

That's so sweet!

[ He is partially touched. ]

But I'm not sure if I can trust you guys so easily yet. I do like you more than the other hoodies though.

[ Because flashes his tattoo, they are soul siblings now. He is obligated to simp for exactly one (1). ]

[probe]

Really?

[PLEASE BE A BIT MORE INSULTED AT NOT BEING TRUSTED

when they bounce on their heels, they sort of start floating in the air a little.]

Wow! Just... wow! Someone who likes me...! I've never had anyone say that before! Thanks. I'll take really good care of you! Promise.

[mukagen]

I'm in your care then, skipper.

[ How innocent... Yeah. Maybe he likes this one more genuinely. ]

All right, so this indulging thing. That's all we have to do?

[ ... ]

What if our desire conflicts with someone else's?

[ haha


hahahahaha

hahaha??? ]

[probe]

Yeah, that's it!

[who could this possibly be about?? hmmmmm]

That happens all the time anyway, right? You'll have to make sure you're indulging more so you can get what you want before they do.

Unless you mean indulgences, then... you'll only have to find someone else to help you out!

[mukagen]

[ hahahahahaha ]

So it's a little competitive. That makes sense. [ No questions. He wants to win. ] What's your name? I'm Gojou.

Also hoping you're not the one behind the welcoming outfits.

[ It was funny, but wow. ]

[probe]

If there are two of you from the same world with conflicting interests, then it might get a little competitive. Who knows! Maybe you both win, and you both get what you wanted!

[funny]

I'm Sloth! The outfits really weren't from me. Honest!

[mukagen]

[ He is just going to smile... Then sighs. ]

It's better than being completely naked, but the uniform put some people into a weird mood. Very snappy.

So what's your plan now that you're here, Sloth? It doesn't seem like the elevator wants to cooperate much. Going to chill, too?

[probe]

Do you think that's why so many people kept messing up the rooms? Whoa.

[no]

Mm, I'm not sure actually! I haven't ever been able to take this long of a break from my job before. There's so much to do! I guess the best thing is to do a lot of nothing, huh?

[mukagen]

... I think that has more to do with the type of people brought here.

[ so yeah, no. ]

Well, if you don't need to do any work immediately! I don't see why not? We can have some fun instead—unless you're thinking of the nap kind of nothing.

[probe]

No worries about that. I always accidentally fall asleep anyway. I'm trying to get better about it!

You really want to have fun with me? I mean--sure!

[mukagen]

[ Hmmmmm. ]

What about we build a pillow fort? Then you can fall asleep and it'll work out.

[probe]

A... pillow fort?

[mukagen]

Yeah! A fortress made out of pillows and blankets. Very cozy.

[probe]

Oh! Wow, that sounds really amazing actually!

[mukagen]

It's great! This one will be small, though. To make a bigger one, I would need more pillow and blankets.

[ Details, details. ]

So where do you want to set up your fort?

[probe]

Oh!

[they just

pull open one sleeve really far and after a second's pause, six pillows and three blankets are barfed directly out onto gojou right out of the sleeve like it's a chute.]

Um--I'm not sure. You guys did a number on this floor!

[like they didn't just kill gojou with pillows and blankets.]

[mukagen]

[ HE'S BURIED. HE'S LEGIT TRYING TO TALK BUT IT'S MUFFLED, SILENCED, BY THE PILLOWS AND BLANKETS. sinful censorship.

HE YEETS THEM DOWN. ]

It can't be that bad.

[ no, he knows it's bad. ]

Just pick a place, the best place.

[probe]

[GOJOU, PLEASE

SLOTH, PLEASE]

Oh! How about the Rec Room? We can put one there!

[mukagen]

[ The room that doesn't small like processed cheese. Perfect. Gojou will pick up... Everything. Somehow. Sloth will not be able to see him, but he has it all. Though he stumbles and maybe bumps into something (walls, just walls) he does make it there. Drops EVERYTHING. ]

All right. We should make the opening face the TV so we can watch shows and play games.

[ looks at what they have. ]

Wait here.

[ He's going to steal something from another room. ]

[mukagen]

[ Okay, he's back. He took some not cheesy chairs from the common room. ]

Take that blanket's corner. We'll toss it over the chairs to make a makeshift canopy.