WEEK 0 MINGLE

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POPULATION: 37

Good morning, starshines. It is another beautiful day here on the base and it’s the start of a new week!

After the events of the day before and the meet and greet provided by four new Avatars, you may find yourself wondering how you can get in touch with them again. Fear not. One look at your handy dandy cell phone will reveal eight new contacts added to your directory. Feel free to shoot them a message. You may be surprised.

But before you get too far, perhaps it’s worth checking out the base once more. Those locked rooms from the days before have been unlocked, free for exploration. In addition, should occupants visit the central elevator they will find the elevator in working order (and flame-free) and that a new floor has opened. Take a look, familiarize yourself, and make yourself comfortable. Life on the base is a happy place.

And speaking of happiness…it’s funny. For the rest of the week, all who reside on the base will be inflicted with little feelings of hope and happiness, a belief that they can manifest almost anything. This week, all will discover that any mundane thing they hope for will be at their disposal...though do be careful. Those small wishes may come to fruition in ways you don't expect. For example, wishing for a year's supply of sushi may net you one astronomically large sushi roll. An eyeshadow palette may provide you with samples of actual colored eyelids. And a punching bag could be mistaken for a bag full of confetti instead.

May all your hopes and dreams come true, everyone.

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Comments

[gamerbrain]

Yep.

But if you hit Aoi now, it won't be unexpected anymore.

[executeprogramming]

Reassurance: Do not worry, fake meatbag, I have no interest in hitting you. Right now. Not after announcing it, anyway.

Statement: No, I have something...different in mind. You are here to fulfill desires, yes? It would make me very happy indeed were you to surprise one of the nearby meatbags. I can say from vast personal experience there is little more satisfying than an attack from an unexpected source.

[gamerbrain]

You can call Aoi "Aoi"!

[ she does not. seem to realize he is insulting her on purpose. ]

You want Aoi to hit someone else? Aoi isn't very strong. It might not be satisfying.

[executeprogramming]

Statement: I assure you it will be very satisfying, for me, regardless of your physical strength. That is the beauty of a surprise strike.

Suggestion: For example, were your target sleeping peacefully in their assigned room.

[sock kaz in the mouth while he's sleeping aoi]

[gamerbrain]

But then you won't even see it happen.

[executeprogramming]

Request: Allow me access to your room so that I may indulge in the sight.

Query: If I call it a "kink" like the meatbags do, will that convince you to fulfill this desire?

[gamerbrain]

Got it.

Aoi is willing to help with non-kink indulgences, too.

[executeprogramming]

Statement: If you would like to surprise assault a variety of the meatbags here, it would be to my great pleasure. However, let us start with your sleeping roommate first.

[hk here to gleefully turn aoi into a lil agent of suckerpunching chaos]

Query: Are you aware of the target's sleeping patterns? Would they be suspicious were you to approach their quarters at night?

[gamerbrain]

Nope! He won't be suspicious at all!

[ at least, not more suspicious than usual? ]