WEEK 0 MINGLE

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POPULATION: 37

Good morning, starshines. It is another beautiful day here on the base and it’s the start of a new week!

After the events of the day before and the meet and greet provided by four new Avatars, you may find yourself wondering how you can get in touch with them again. Fear not. One look at your handy dandy cell phone will reveal eight new contacts added to your directory. Feel free to shoot them a message. You may be surprised.

But before you get too far, perhaps it’s worth checking out the base once more. Those locked rooms from the days before have been unlocked, free for exploration. In addition, should occupants visit the central elevator they will find the elevator in working order (and flame-free) and that a new floor has opened. Take a look, familiarize yourself, and make yourself comfortable. Life on the base is a happy place.

And speaking of happiness…it’s funny. For the rest of the week, all who reside on the base will be inflicted with little feelings of hope and happiness, a belief that they can manifest almost anything. This week, all will discover that any mundane thing they hope for will be at their disposal...though do be careful. Those small wishes may come to fruition in ways you don't expect. For example, wishing for a year's supply of sushi may net you one astronomically large sushi roll. An eyeshadow palette may provide you with samples of actual colored eyelids. And a punching bag could be mistaken for a bag full of confetti instead.

May all your hopes and dreams come true, everyone.

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[toesies]

[Sheila shimmies onto the boat (after waving bye-bye to their creepy tour guide), and then




she immediately almost falls overboard.]

Whoa!

[Catching herself! Luckily. One hand grips the side of the boat while her face contorts, wide eyed and blinking rapidly.]

Have not felt like that in a while. Jesus.

[This ride is off to great start. Are the boys good?]

[aubins]

[ yuri just immediately crawls into the boat and lounges himself along as much of the bottom as he can, one arm over his eyes and his legs probably dangling out of the boat. ]

I haven't felt like that since Monday, give me a break.

[ what the fuck happened on monday ]

[sengokus]

[haha

well you see.

mineo is the lightest of weights.

so he's in the boat and just trying to prop his foot on the bow of it, even if he's. leaning. dangerously. to one side. is he stepping over yuri i guess so]

Feelin' like whaaaat? I feel - great! To... Honnouji.....!!

[oh

oh no]

[toesies]

What happened on—

[Oh.

Guess that question is going to have to wait because this is happening. She cuts herself off just as Mineo starts leaning dangerously to one side.]

Oh, crap.

[And then she immediately reaches over to tug him away from the bow.

(Yuri may be getting stepped on again.)]

[aubins]

[ makes a change, he's normally stepping on p--oof. ]

My ribs.

[ sheila!!! his ribs!!! ]

[sengokus]

[TUGGED!!! HE GOES EASILY!!!! he's probably collapsing because he's off-balance and confused]

Hwahh?!

I know.... first aid...!

[FOR YURI'S RIBS THAT HE'S ABOUT TO MAKE A WORSE PROBLEM OF?]

[toesies]

Sorry! I'm juggling a lot of drunks right now!

[Someone please save Yuri's ribs.

Because she is absolutely not moving quickly enough to stop Mineo from collapsing, just holding onto his wrist or whatever she grabbed as he goes down. Oops.]

[aubins]

[ he didn't need those ribs anyway.

probably. ]

I haven't even had anything alcoholic today, why do I feel drunk?

[ he makes a punched out sound when mineo assaults his ribs against and shifts to shove him off. stop treading on him he's fragile(?) ]

[sengokus]

[he's collapsing and - probably shoved off? wow there's a cg for this. he's just still also going to be on the bottom of the boat now i guess. he'll reach out to pat yuri where he fell on him though]

Huhu.... Sheila-san got us free drinks....! Saaaay thank you, Leclerc-san!

[that's not what happened]

[toesies]

... That is not what happened. At all.

[Slowly shakes her head and just. Pats Mineo's shoulder like there, there. Now, please don't stand up again.]

Maybe there's something in the environment? I don't know. Are you okay, Yuri?

[aubins]

[ he pushes mineo's hand away. don't touch him, his ribsies. ]

Eh... I've had worse.

[ he moves his arm so he's staring up at the ceiling, and frowns. ] It started when we got in the boat, so maybe. Good news, I don't feel like sitting up so looking back isn't going to be an issue.

[sengokus]

[oh pats....... he seems content with this, and he's just a pretty happy drunk? for now....]

Huh...? Back? What's back...?

Did we leave some.... body behind?

[he moves to sit up but he's disoriented enough you can probably stop him]

[toesies]

[She

gently pushes him back down.]

Nope! Nobody at all. [Cheerfully! Keeping her hand there.] Do you feel like taking a nap? I think you should take a nap!

[aubins]

[ he

flings an arm over mineo so he can't get up. look at that seamless teamwork, sheila. ]

Definitely take a nap. We're on a nice soothing boat ride, right?

[sengokus]

[oh -

well, down he goes, i guess? there's an arm flung on him so he's also immediately going in that direction?]

Oh.... yeah! Nice boat ride with friends... Down the river to defeat the Heike... Watch out for 'em crabs... spirits....

[what?

he nuzzles his face into yuri's shoulder]

[toesies]

What?

[Yeah, that's all she has.]

[aubins]

[ he shrugs his shoulder. mineo, pls. ]

Well that pre-answers my question of if you know what he's on about. [ ...


...


... ]

I wonder if we will run into crabs. [ ... he seems weirdly eager about that? there's a glint in his tired, drunk lil' eye. ]

[sengokus]

[no it's cuddle time until we make it to fighting the cat time. sorry yuri you're getting a hug now even as mineo offers not at all helpfully:]

Seafood dinner....!

[toesies]

Ooh— What if we run into a giant crab?

[She is suddenly? Down to punch a crab? Excessively down to punch a crab, judging by sudden exuberance.

Is their cat a giant one, tho. Mods specified a three headed nyan but did not mention size. 🤔 Maybe they can adopt the cat instead. (No.)]

[aubins]

We'd have to deal with it, right?

[ they seem

very eager to fight this crab that does or doesn't exist. also i don't know but they should definitely wrestle and adopt the cat. ]

[sengokus]

[wrestle AND adopt the cat absolutely someone ask the mods if we can

mineo throws one fist into the air triumphantly as he agrees!]

Onward, troops! To defeat the giant crab....!! Heike doesn't stand a chance against the triumphant Sheila-san and Leclerc-san...!

[toesies]

[She claps her hands together and squeals.]

I don't know why you're talking like that, but let's fuck that crab up!

[The crab does not exist.

And they also cannot adopt the cat. Boo! But at least they can fight it. Yay!]

[aubins]

[ onwards! to victory! the team that can barely stand up!




he's dragging himself into a sitting position, and peering over the edge of the boat into the distance. and then he scrambles over mineo -- his knee digging into the man's gut in a way that is impossible to tell if it was intentional or not -- to squint harder into the distance. ]

There's definitely something over there. Can you see the outline?

...

If it really is a crab I'm going to be impressed.

[sengokus]

Hgugh!!

[he deserves that - but at least he sits up a moment later, confused but alert!!]

My crab!!

[IT'S NOT A CRAB.

But there is a deep, echoing nya.]

[toesies]

[She

opens her mouth

and—]

—Mrrreow?

[Confused cat noises.

The boat is also rocking from too many people moving to peer over the edge at once. Please do not(?) tip the boat over.]