WEEK 7 - FAREWELL

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POPULATION: 37

Sunday morning rolls around rather easily. The base is calm and quiet, no one's been kidnapped and everyone's managed to stay alive. Congratulations on that. Everything is in perfect order as far as you can tell.

As you begin to wander the base, you'll notice a couple of handwritten signs directing you toward the indoor beach on Wrath's floor. Should you go, you'll find...

...several tables set up under open tents, pizzas spread out for anyone to take. There are drinks of the non-alcoholic and alcoholic type, chips, cookies, and general snack foods for anyone to have. There's that same stereo from the party in the fields stuck somewhere in the sand, playing music from a variety of different worlds. There's also a volleyball net set up, along with a few other toys and items like soccer balls, beach balls and more.

Entering the beach, you are soon filled with the innate knowledge of three specific things.

1.) The UWU has upheld its end of the programming, providing enough power to fuel any wish you may desire.
2.) Your phones have been activated and upgraded to unlimited texts with an interdimensional texting plan included to stay in touch.
3.) A new button on the elevator has been installed to go down to a basement-level floor, which will let you exit the base and step through a portal to go where you wish to go.

Some of you are likely to leave right away. But others of you may wish to mingle, play one more round of party games, and exchange your farewells.

And as for the UWU? Don't worry. The moment the last of you leaves, it will simply cease to function at all.

Well done, little sinners. Enjoy your happy ending.

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HAPPY ENDGAME!! Thank you guys so, so much for joining us on this wild and crazy ride! In addition to this post, we have your final CR chart, TL;CR, friending/love meme, and the mod feedback post.

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[touchups]

Oops.

[Said at almost the exact same time Gojou says it, because they are twin curses upon this fuckin land.]

Oh, well! That's fine, too.

[INTO THE ROOM HE SKIPS and his wholeass arm just becomes a horrific fleshy mallet that he brings down on another table, immediately crushing it into a crumpled mess.]

[mukagen]

I've actually never got to see your technique up close for that long!

[ So this is what it looks like... He tilts his head and keeps watching. ]

Doesn't hurt, either?

[touchups]

[Mahito mentally math lady meme-ing like "HOW MUCH OF IT DID HE GET TO SEE UP CLOSE FOR HOW LONG THEN???" about it while also trying to not let it slip that he doesn't know SHIT.

He lifts his nasty arm mallet, which shifts to sprout an extra hand that just does a thumbs up.]

Nope! But not much does. [Binch even in his "human" body here he could barely feel pain.] It's not like this body's a human one, after all.

[No real flesh n' blood means he can be selective about nerves... Yay! Horrible!]

[mukagen]

[ Keep thinking Mahito because knowing or not doesn't matter to Gojou Satoru. He blinks curiously and peers at him, now with his pitch black sunglasses on cause he sees too much shit again. ]

So if I crushed all your limbs, you wouldn't scream, right?

[ Gojou is so curious. SO CURIOUS. He sure said he wouldn't stop Mahito from going home, but hey. Curses can use reverse cursed technique and heal themselves. Mahito can reform. So it's fine. It's fine? There's a glint in Gojou's eyes. ]

[touchups]

[Hate that they destroy two whole items in this room together before immediately starting to metaphorically circle each other, knives out.

Anyway, his arm just reforms into a normal arm shape at that, though the extra hand will wave a friendly goodbye before disappearing. He wiggles the fingers of his remaining hand playfully. Terrible. AS IN THE OTHER THREAD HE JUST LOOKS AMUSED!!! There's an edge to it, though.]

Why? D'you wanna give it a go?

[mukagen]

[ Me: i never know how a thread with mahito will go ever in my life

They really are just taking out their knives now and Gojou doesn't waste a second to use cursed technique: blue to twist Mahito's limbs into shriveled up flesh noodles. The guy should still be alive, so it's fine. ]

Yeah!

[ Late answer, but hey. ]

[touchups]

[closes my fucking eyes i hate it here

ANYWAY WOW YEAH SHRIVELED UP FLESH NOODLES TIME. Mahito looks a little surprised?? Not because he didn't expect Gojou to attack before a POLITE WARNING, more because it's a wild fuckin technique to experience firsthand.

Unsurprisingly, he seems to show absolutely no reaction to any potential pain! Wow. me flashing back to his wholeass arm splintering and him just flapping it around. Also he would just crumple to the ground if he didn't grow a wholeass new set of arms from his back, which catch him mid-fall and hop him up onto a nearby table. Arm legs?? Hand feet??? It's fine his nasty destroyed limbs are blobbing back into proper shape quickly so those can go away soon i ONCE AGAIN HATE IT HERE.]

Wow—! Sucks to get caught in that. [DOES IT????]

[mukagen]

[ Ohh. Gojou nods as he studies Mahito's reaction to his cursed technique. It doesn't seem to have much effect? The regeneration is pretty quick, so Gojou is wondering how fast the curse can keep regrowing his limbs. He thinks about when he ripped off Jogo's head and how the curse still lived, but is it different for a curse that embodies humanity... And touches souls without consent. ]

Where would you say your core is? Is it your torso like where your heart should be? Or is it your head? Maybe you don't have one which is pretty normal for curses, too.

[ Gojou will just use his technique to obliterate Mahito's toes because I think that's funny. ]

[touchups]

[HIS TOES. Mahito's quickly absconding away from Gojou and his trigger-happy nonsense with his fuckin back appendages, but his toes pop back even faster than his limbs and so he can get rid of the extra arms GOD. He lands lightly on a different table, barely even causing the silverware to rattle.]

Wow! Don't be rude.

[i also think it's funny BUT MAHITO DOESN'T LOOK AMUSED. HIS TOESIES. WHY DO YOU HEI KEEP DELETING HIS SHOES TOO i mean i guess in this case they would have been destroyed BUT THEN WHAT ABOUT HIS PANTS. STOP DESTROYING MAHITO'S CLOTHING CHALLENGE. Anyway, he just shrugs because i aki have no idea what the fck his deal is. don't make me think about how things work in jjk anymore.]

Why're you curious? Does it really matter to someone like you?

[mukagen]

[ I hate that Mahito has everything back so I have to imagine the strangest of things from this description. Gojou follows him leisurely with his hands in his pockets, not really seeing what he's doing as an act of aggression at all. Mahito can restore his limbs, he doesn't feel pain, and he's keeping his vow to Hypnos all the same. Also, you can just give Mahito permapants like the anime did? That's a thing. And I hope that he has returned to not having a dick like Gege intended. ]

Not really, but I'm a sorcerer so of course I want to know things! Aren't you curious, too?

[ Because to him, he believes Mahito has not seen shit with his abilities, but... If he saw more, he might die. ]

Jogo was able to regenerate his body with just his head, but you see curses leave behind their limbs and those are overall incapable of growing everything else—then again, that's lesser curses.

[ It'd be interesting to dissect Mahito, he thinks. ]

[touchups]

[i hate reading literally everything in these brackets]

About that? Nope. [He already knows everything he needs to about his own-- Actually he doesn't even have a core because he just has a wholeass soul? That's kind of wild. Why is Mahito just out here doing literally whatever the fuck.

Anyway, he just crouches down on the table, propping his chin up with his hands. Fortunately he has permanent pants. God bless.]

I'm much more interested in humans and sorcerers! I already understand curses. [Said in a very DUH tone. They can swap notes!!] Mm - hey. Stand still for a second, would you? I wanna see something.