WEEK 7 - FAREWELL

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POPULATION: 37

Sunday morning rolls around rather easily. The base is calm and quiet, no one's been kidnapped and everyone's managed to stay alive. Congratulations on that. Everything is in perfect order as far as you can tell.

As you begin to wander the base, you'll notice a couple of handwritten signs directing you toward the indoor beach on Wrath's floor. Should you go, you'll find...

...several tables set up under open tents, pizzas spread out for anyone to take. There are drinks of the non-alcoholic and alcoholic type, chips, cookies, and general snack foods for anyone to have. There's that same stereo from the party in the fields stuck somewhere in the sand, playing music from a variety of different worlds. There's also a volleyball net set up, along with a few other toys and items like soccer balls, beach balls and more.

Entering the beach, you are soon filled with the innate knowledge of three specific things.

1.) The UWU has upheld its end of the programming, providing enough power to fuel any wish you may desire.
2.) Your phones have been activated and upgraded to unlimited texts with an interdimensional texting plan included to stay in touch.
3.) A new button on the elevator has been installed to go down to a basement-level floor, which will let you exit the base and step through a portal to go where you wish to go.

Some of you are likely to leave right away. But others of you may wish to mingle, play one more round of party games, and exchange your farewells.

And as for the UWU? Don't worry. The moment the last of you leaves, it will simply cease to function at all.

Well done, little sinners. Enjoy your happy ending.

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HAPPY ENDGAME!! Thank you guys so, so much for joining us on this wild and crazy ride! In addition to this post, we have your final CR chart, TL;CR, friending/love meme, and the mod feedback post.

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[disreguarded]

[oh, buddy, she cannot resist the urge to bully. she grins widely.]

Oh yeah? I fucking bet it is. [she puts her hands on her hips.] You gonna come visit us?

[liuli]

[ HEY STOP

he turns a little pinker at the ears because of it, but doesn't miss a beat, at least. ] Ah, should I? Would I be welcome? I'd hate to interrupt any reunions.

[disreguarded]

Oh, you are going to get utterly destroyed by all of us, but it's fine. We'll pick you back up again.

So you're the dude he's all gaga for, huh?

[headmt]

[excuse me?]

You know I was nothing but kind about your entanglements.

[disreguarded]

Like you weren't going to fucking harass whatever girl I was into!

[headmt]

[yeah just back to full volume now.]

I mean, of course, but that's what you're supposed to do. It's for your own protection!

[Anyway he's not actually all that embarrassed. just being called all gaga like he's miss jester going to the torture sex dungeon for her sweet love the handsome captain tusktooth]

Besides look at him! He's very good looking.

[disreguarded]

[oh thank god she doesn't want to volume control]

This is for your protection! [... she looks at gu yun. makes a face.] I... guess? I don't know, I'm a bad judge for dudes. I guess he's pretty.

[headmt]

[yea lets just shittalk this man right in front of him]

Oh, you've got the right idea actually. Keep his ego in check.

[Anyway,]

Oh, souvenirs. I think I've got something for everyone? Should we loot this place before we go?

[disreguarded]

[she just gives gu yun a look of like i'm keeping an eye on you, buddy before grabbing molly by the arm.]

Fuck yeah. Wait, what stuff do you already have? I saw the booze for Nott - she's Veth now, actually, that's gonna be a whole thing to explain.

[liuli]

Gaga -

[ he's absolutely looking around for molly what

anyway his streak of being not embarrassed lasted 5 seconds he's starting to turn red now. ] That's. [ hm. CLEARS THROAT. ] Anyway.

- I've heard many stories about you all, and only really met you. Ah. Well, and Frumpkin. The Mighty Nein who are only seven, yes? We didn't get to speak much before, but it's Gu Yun - it's a pleasure to see you back among us all.

[disreguarded]

[her... BULLY INSITNCT. hhhhh. she is clearly struggling to be nice, here.]

I bet Molly had some... stuff. To say. [ben affleck smoking a cigarette face] It's cool to be back, I guess. Better than being dead as hell forever.

Nein's a language joke - you know what, never mind. Yeah, I'm glad to be alive and really fucking pissed that I got my ass handed to me.

[liuli]

It certainly wasn't your fault.

[ there's a pause.

he just

closes his eyes ]

You look like you want to say something. [ YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST GET IT OUT he'll submit himself for your bully instinct and save them both the trouble ]

[disreguarded]

No, I'm... trying to be nicer? I've been practicing. I'm not going to ruin my fucking streak.

You guys went through hell, it sounds like. I don't want to pile on top of that.

[liuli]

[ oh

well

awkward. he reaches up to rub his temples briefly ] I deeply appreciate it. I've had more than enough people ask me about my feelings the past six weeks, believe you me.

[ and then - ] Molly did tell me that you used to drink people's drinks after you all had cleared out the bar - which makes you absolutely unlike any monk I've ever met. [ with a laugh. ] But I've heard a few things beyond that, too.

[disreguarded]

I am the last person to talk about feelings to.

[also.] And yeah, whatever! It's free drinks and I'm immune to poison. [wheezes she's such garbage.]

... What kind of stuff.

[liuli]

Oh, that makes two of us.

[ he grins the little shit grin. ] I would be more than happy to share in exchange for some equally embarrassing stories that I'm sure you can provide. We could snag a drink before we all leave. What do you say?

[disreguarded]

[oh my god she gets to shittalk molly?? YES?? she grins.]

Yeah, yeah, sure. I'm down, let's do it. I'll drink your ass under the table, man.

[liuli]

[ poor molly ]

I would love to see you try. [ DELIGHTFUL time to be new best friends ]