WEEK ZERO: INTRO MINGLE
POPULATION: 37
There's the soft, chiming ding of an elevator as you slowly grow conscious. You remember the sound of a voice whispering in your ear, and then a very gentle, easy darkness as you fell asleep.
Then the elevator jolts, and you promptly ram into some of the thirty or so other people also waking up from their nap. Time to trample people on your way out! Be careful not to rip your flattering outfit with light up furry ears of an animal of your choice. On this elevator there are a total of 10 buttons and they're all lit up! But they don't work. A shame. The elevator doesn't go anywhere else.
In any case, once you exit the elevator, you'll find that you have a decently wide area to explore. There doesn't seem to be any sort of exit to the outside world, but that's okay. You didn't want to leave without what you came for, right? Besides, it's wonderful here: the temperature is perfect, every surface is as soft as clouds, and the atmosphere is so, so inviting. The base itself is low-lit in fluorescent neon colors which shift and pulse over time, and there's a soft, reassuring humming sound under your feet. It would be comforting if you didn't feel like you were being watched every time you walk along the hallways.
But hey, don't worry about that! Maybe you should be more concerned with the phone in your pocket! The phones have a few functions, as well as a low pixel camera. Pictures are in black and white, so no brightly colored selfies for you. Oh, and while you're taking those selfies, you might notice the symbol of your Avatar tattooed and glowing faintly on the back of your hand. Hope you're fine with impromptu body mods.
Eventually during your wandering, you'll find your room with roommates included! On the floor of your room, there is a big gift box with your name on it. Upon opening it, you will be absolutely obliterated with glittery confetti. But once you manage to get past that, the gift box contains the following:
✦ your item from home
✦ a pair of boxer-briefs labeled "ball hammock"
✦ a stress ball that looks suspiciously like a boob
✦ a rainbow bath bomb
✦ a Polaroid camera with 10 instant film
✦ a frozen steak in a vacuum-sealed pouch
✦ a blue and pink dual flashlight; one end has a normal white bulb, and one end has a blacklight bulb
✦ a tiny crown
Welcome to your new home. Take some time to look around, talk to your fellow indulgers. All of you can see each other's symbols on the back of your hands - maybe it'll strike up a conversation. After all, there's no better way to get to know each other than talking about your sins on the first date!
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ANYWAY, he looks briefly confused, but then--]
Aren't you curious about what's in the closed ones? Like, they're probably closed for a reason, right?
[He'd be the one who opens the box and lets everything but hope out.]
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[ Medb would let everything but hope out, too, but a laundry machine has zero appeal. ]
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[He's already found a treasure trove of inane things! It's great! But he'll sigh, hopping off the washing machine.]
They might just be broken though, yeah - there are a few that are like this, too. And one that's just full of water? [A sloping shrug.]
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[ Some standards have to be had. ]
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Actually, have you seen the vegetables in the fridge? The rotten ones that sometimes disappear?
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[ She heard it all fine, but ugh. ]
By magic or by people who come when no one's looking?
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[He will helpfully mime the gesture of opening and closing a fridge door. Yes, he did do this multiple times to discover the secrets of the rotting veg.]
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[ Since she gets the implication that he had to do it many times. ]
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[Yes. Yes it is.]
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[ Fill her in so she doesn't have to do any investigation herself, thank you. ]
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There's the vegetables, the weird feeling you get in the hall, these broken things... Oh, and you can't turn the gravity back on if you turn it off in that one room. It'll stop on its own eventually, though.
[HIS CHAOS.]
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[ That's the vibe she's getting. ]
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[Wait and observe other people?? HELL NO. He'll go first and get his hands lopped off.]
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[ It's how you're a good leader. ]
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[ To be someone she delegates.
But she sounds like she's playing more than being sincere. ]
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[Two punks having a laugh.]
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[ She maybe sounds 1% more serious. ]
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Sure, sure! Put me to the test!
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Report to me any other strange things you find out, okay?
[ That's his test probably. ]
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Hm... Strange things like what happens with the vegetables, or strange things that other people do?
[He's already seen so many strange things.]
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Both. But if you have to prioritize, the latter.
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Wah, I already have a list of that.
[PEOPLE HERE ARE SO FUCKING WEIRD. AND THAT'S A LOT COMING FROM HIM.]
But okay, okay! Sure, I can let you know.
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Let's hear this list.
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[GESTURING to some other area of the laundry room.]
Oh, people are breaking things, too!
[IT'S ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE.]
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