WEEK ZERO: INTRO MINGLE

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POPULATION: 37

There's the soft, chiming ding of an elevator as you slowly grow conscious. You remember the sound of a voice whispering in your ear, and then a very gentle, easy darkness as you fell asleep.

Then the elevator jolts, and you promptly ram into some of the thirty or so other people also waking up from their nap. Time to trample people on your way out! Be careful not to rip your flattering outfit with light up furry ears of an animal of your choice. On this elevator there are a total of 10 buttons and they're all lit up! But they don't work. A shame. The elevator doesn't go anywhere else.

In any case, once you exit the elevator, you'll find that you have a decently wide area to explore. There doesn't seem to be any sort of exit to the outside world, but that's okay. You didn't want to leave without what you came for, right? Besides, it's wonderful here: the temperature is perfect, every surface is as soft as clouds, and the atmosphere is so, so inviting. The base itself is low-lit in fluorescent neon colors which shift and pulse over time, and there's a soft, reassuring humming sound under your feet. It would be comforting if you didn't feel like you were being watched every time you walk along the hallways.

But hey, don't worry about that! Maybe you should be more concerned with the phone in your pocket! The phones have a few functions, as well as a low pixel camera. Pictures are in black and white, so no brightly colored selfies for you. Oh, and while you're taking those selfies, you might notice the symbol of your Avatar tattooed and glowing faintly on the back of your hand. Hope you're fine with impromptu body mods.

Eventually during your wandering, you'll find your room with roommates included! On the floor of your room, there is a big gift box with your name on it. Upon opening it, you will be absolutely obliterated with glittery confetti. But once you manage to get past that, the gift box contains the following:

✦ your item from home
✦ a pair of boxer-briefs labeled "ball hammock"
✦ a stress ball that looks suspiciously like a boob
✦ a rainbow bath bomb
✦ a Polaroid camera with 10 instant film
✦ a frozen steak in a vacuum-sealed pouch
✦ a blue and pink dual flashlight; one end has a normal white bulb, and one end has a blacklight bulb
✦ a tiny crown

Welcome to your new home. Take some time to look around, talk to your fellow indulgers. All of you can see each other's symbols on the back of your hands - maybe it'll strike up a conversation. After all, there's no better way to get to know each other than talking about your sins on the first date!

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Comments

[disreguarded]

i.

WHAT THE FUCK.

[ at top volume! beau is just standing in the middle of the hallway and looking down at this stupid outfit. she flings the dog ears on her head across the room. it probably hits someone. ]

This part I didn't sign up for? How did I even get into this fucking thing?

ii.

[ but later, she's sitting in the common room on the floor, looking at her spoils. she's dressed in her normal outfit, with the crown on her head, looking at the stress ball. ]

Heheh. [ tiddy. she lifts it up to show whoever approaches. ] Look at this shit.

i

[sophistications]

[Should've done the tiddy prompt but this is funnier because the dog ears fly and there's an immediate indignant squawk as someone is hit in the face with them.]

What was that for!?

[disreguarded]

[ oh. she looks vaguely apologetic for hitting tamaki in the face, but. ]

Uhh... oops. Walk it off, dude. [ she's busy trying to adjust the outfit she's in so it doesn't show off anything unfortunate. ]

ii

[notaccurate]

[Luca is also dressed in his normal clothes, so he doesn't die from shame. He looks over when she holds up the stress ball, and he lets out a huff of amusement.]

What, only one?

[disreguarded]

[ she cackles like a gremlin. ]

Hey, I don't discriminate! One is just as good as two. Did you get one?

ii

[mukagen]

[ Also in regular clothes this time! ]

Our new overlords have interesting taste. [ Kind of. ] It looks lonely.

[ He tosses her his stress ball. They usually come in a pair, right? ]

[disreguarded]

That's what I'm here for. [ she says, catching the stress ball easily. ] No, uh - no boobs will ever be lonely while I'm around?

[ a beat. ] Fuck, that's really not what you say to strangers the first time you meet them, is it. Hey.

ii

[bonetiddies]

[She's exploring, not really trying to talk to someone, but when Beau says to look at this shit, she thinks, wow! Maybe she found a clue! Hurrying over!]

What is it?

[disreguarded]

[ ... aw, harrow. beau just triumphantly shows her the tiddy ball. ]

ii.

[headmt]

[Looking at the titty squeezy.

Looking at Beau.

Looking at the titty squeezy.




Looking at Beau.]

. . . Well, I can't say I did know what to expect, but I don't think it was this.

[disreguarded]

[ ................

looks at molly

like just looks at molly for a long, long moment, and then, dropping the ball and scrambling back. ]

... Molly?

ii!

[toesies]

[flurry your link

She snorts, though, looking at the tiddy with little bits of glitter stuck to her hair and casual outfit.]

Oh, trust me, I've seen it. I'm more surprised the bath bomb is shaped just like a bath bomb.

[disreguarded]

[ DID IT BREAK AAAAA here ]

Bath... bomb? What's a bath bomb? [ teach her, sheila. a beat. ] Your hair is sparkly.

[aubins]

[ yuri watches the ears go saiiillling by. ]

If we were unconscious, I guess someone dressed us. Worrying, isn't it?

i

[fluffier]

Whoa—!

[ Yuel jerks out of the way of the incoming projectile, not realizing when it gets lodged in her tail. ]

Hey, that's dangerous! Yer lucky Yuel's quick on her feet!

i

[gamerbrain]

Reader popularity.

ii

[holeful]

[Looks down at it, because tall.]

It is rather amusing, isn't it? Though it would be better if there were two. Maybe three, even.
[Well it made sense until it didn't.]

ii

[chevaleros]

[ wow? vira looks a little surprised at boob, blushing very faintly before she clears her throat, regaining her ladylike composure. ]

And what's the purpose of this... [ how shall she put this ] breast?

[liuli]

[ beau finally got to touch a titty

i mean gu yun looks at the stress ball, then quips - ] I didn't know they made those pocket sized and portable. Soldiers would have a field day. [ lolol ]

ii

[fergalicious]

[ Medb is still in her 7rings outfit, and she looks at the tiddy ball like it's beneath her. ]

It will never gives anyone relief.

i

[shiftingwinds]

[shi qingxuan is also here in the ariana outfit, but she looks perfectly at ease.]

What's the problem? You look good.

i

[alteracion]

[ she watches the dog ears fly away ]

You know what the creepy answer is, right?

ii,

[touchups]

[Why is Beau so fuckin amused by this oh my god. He is amused in turn by her amusement?! It's a congaline of stupidity in here.]

We all got the same things then, huh?

[He is still wearing his Ariana Grande outfit specifically so he can reach into one of the boob cups and pull out his stress ball, which he's just storing in there, apparently. Judging by the shape of it, he's probably got other things stuffed down there, too.]

[executeprogramming]

Observation: A ball shaped like a humanoid breast.

Query: Is this your first time seeing one, meatbag?

[you gonna take that, beau?]

i

[callmemeg]

[ watches the ears go flying. watches them bounce off of someone. slooooooowly slides her gaze back to beau, eyebrows raised. ]

You don't look half bad. What's the problem?